Security saves ponies.

Quotes without context:

"Just because I /have/ potato doesn't mean my viewers should /experience/ potato."

"Who even puts a 'blow up the engines' button on a space ship?!?"

"do the human centipede but with ♥♥♥♥♥"

"Wait, is that Johnny Guitar?" *Johnny Guitar ear rape plays*

"I love you may I dreading maybe not at my best but I'm radio non the least"

"I've seen enough MLP porn to know what a horse ♥♥♥♥ looks like."

"6 o'clock is cereal time."

"Once I grab you by the panties they're going over your head. You'll be the Bane of Fruit of the Loom: no one cared who I was until I sniffed the ass."

"AND THE TIGER POSTER!"

"Stir Potatoes"