DarkfireX34
Jacob Maahs   Middletown, Connecticut, United States
 
 
I am a 27 year old recovering weaboo from Connecticut. I'm also an avid WoW Classic and Fire Emblem player.

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Currently In-Game
Melvor Idle
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TFW you realise you've talked to Craig every day for almost 10 years
Favorite Game
82
Hours played
43
Achievements
Recent Activity
2,244 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
25 hrs on record
last played on 19 Dec
0.4 hrs on record
last played on 14 Dec
Big Wheel 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm 
Good Evening Darkfirex34, this is your boy EatDat♥♥♥♥♥445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my ♥♥♥♥ has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird when I go and take a piss.
Cregz 14 Feb, 2019 @ 3:51am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scammer stolee my dragon lore:steamsalty::steamsalty::steamfacepalm:
Strayed 8 Feb, 2019 @ 9:24am 
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
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📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Child porn
Cregz 29 Jan, 2019 @ 1:36am 
ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Politicalcoffee 17 Sep, 2018 @ 6:14pm 
I got curious one day while beating my ♥♥♥♥. I came all over myself as always, but this time was different, this time instead of letting the sticky white ♥♥♥ dry on top of my body like a protein lotion, I decided to give it a taste. It's not gay or anything, everyone has their sexual curiosities right? I dabbed my finger into the pool of tadpoles and stuck into my mouth. It tasted..different, nothing super tasty, i mean im not gay lol, but it didnt really taste gross either. Over the next month i began eating my ♥♥♥ every time i beat off, I would experiment with different diets to alter the taste of my nice loads. My favorite combination by far is a mix of pineapple, mangos, and guacamole. It gives my semen a robust taste and a rich texture that allows the semen to slide nicely down my throat. Give it a try sometime, no ♥♥♥♥
Politicalcoffee 13 Sep, 2018 @ 9:11am 
Nintendo has always been on the cutting edge of innovation. I for one can't wait for my living room to be transform into an vast, epic landscape filled with fun and adventure as I slay giant robots and protect the earth. With labo, I can go from a simple factory worker, to a strong super hero (who always gets the girl). Labo will rekindle that sense of adventure and amazement that we have lost as adults. You see "cheap cardboard", I see the future of gaming. Thank you nintendo for keeping the dream alive.