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Recent reviews by DarkRoast

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22.0 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Really enjoyed how chill this game is while having the cool exploration from the metroidvania genre.
Posted 10 May.
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134.5 hrs on record (102.9 hrs at review time)
My friends, my son, and I have been playing this consistently since a few weeks after launch. It's a great way to spend an evening talking to friends, laughing wildly when the E-710 hits the fan, and getting involved with promoting Liberty and Managed Democracy.
Posted 6 May.
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36.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
After beating all the decks in the demo and an additional 6 hours since the game came out yesterday, Balatro feels like a special mix of great music, crunchy mechanics, and a constant stream of dopamine.

A bonus dopamine hit can be acquired by inhaling Steam Deck Vent Fumes while playing.
Posted 21 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
102.7 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
Best CRPG since Disco Elysium.
Posted 18 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
ONI is one of my favorite games ever made. The DLC just makes it better. I love having multiple, small bases rather than one giant one. The new buildings, duplicant traits, biomes, plants, and critters bring back all the disasters and chaos of trying to figure out how everything works together.
Posted 24 December, 2021.
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10.4 hrs on record
Fantastic game. I somehow played it for 10 hours over a period of about 36 hours.
Posted 12 September, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
470.9 hrs on record (171.6 hrs at review time)
Base 1: everyone got sick from urinating on themselves and starved to death.

Base 2: no one urinated on themselves, but everyone still starved to death.

Base 3: everyone starved to death, but it took longer.

Base 5: finally figured out how to feed people! Didn't realize heat was an issue. Crops failed. Everyone starved.

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Base 20?: made it to space!
Posted 16 July, 2020.
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11.8 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Probably the best VR game I've played.
Posted 26 March, 2020.
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376.5 hrs on record (144.9 hrs at review time)
One of my favorite games ever.
Posted 22 March, 2020.
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381.8 hrs on record (76.1 hrs at review time)
Soooooo goooood
Posted 18 January, 2020.
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