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- HE IS HOMOSEXUAL!
- His father is a well known crime committer and convict who likes dropping the soap and bending over for his fellow inmates.
- His mother is a ♥♥♥♥♥! She has a hair saloon on Bv. Alexandru Lapusneanu nr. 15, next to Andrei Saguna University of Religion and BDSM.
- His front two teeth are crooked and the left one stinky and brown looking ass. Rest of his teeth are a colorful yellow combined with the color GREEN.
- His father also cooks meals for him and every week he gets what's known as "toxinfectie alimentara", which includes but is not limited to: dihareeaaea, loss of speech, hair loss and bending of teeth.
He then shouts, while shooting at the army:
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME ALOVEE!!
A dark Mercedes-Benz comes from around the house, of couirse, bulletproof. Daruus eagle Jumps inside if it, behind the wheel is his best friend and accomplice, onjah.
* This is aew message forn the millitary of romanian People:
Daruss Eagle you are wanted for chirld pornografpy, come ouside with oyur hands up!
*BOOM* *MISSLE HIT DARIUS EAGLE HOUSE*
*Darius Eagle come ouside with half face blown up like Terminatro*
He say:
You are all daed.
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