I cried countless times playing this... this masterpiece. The entire time, I wept silently, in awe at the power of what I was witnessing. Even now, as I write this, I am tearing up a little bit. "Garfield Kart" is, and always will be, a masterpiece above all others. It's unbelievable that it was created by mere mortals. I cannot convince myself that this game has not been lovingly crafted by God himself, touched by his divine influence. My sympathy for those who have not played it is... endless, to put it simply. They will never know true joy, and I pity them greatly for that. Of course, they could just play it and achieve enlightenment, but I truly think that those untouched by its beauty will be incinerated on contact with its glorious phyiscal case, its perfect cartridge. The raw power emanating from its physical form is far too much for a non-believer. I pity them. I pity them for the fact that they will never know the experience of playing "Garfield Kart" , released on November 13th, A.D. 2013. When I first made contact with the item, I was immediately and forcefully thrust from my corporeal form, and placed in front of a counsel of celestial beings, all of whom having complete control over the universe itself. After testifying to them, and expressing my desire to play the game, they allowed me to live, and I am now a changed man. I owe my life to "Garfield Kart." I feel this is a necessity for all human beings, more than water, more than food or shelter. “Garfield Kart” is not a game, but an experience for hopefully all to enjoy at one point in time. When you die, “Garfield Kart” is the first thing you see in heaven, giving a warm welcome to eternal greatness. This beautiful creation has been my reason of creation and reason of living. To think that “Garfield Kart” is available at your local Gamestop, Walmart, or even Steam on almost any platform is unbelievable. An immediate enlightenment for a measly five United States Dollars. This item, no, blessing has more power than any other force on Earth, even the Universe combined. I’m convinced “Garfield Kart” can end world hunger, dictatorship, and any other issue the world may have, the only question being, when do we make use of it’s amazing potential? I apologize for the long review, but I simply couldn't have expressed my feelings on this masterful work of art in anything less than what I have already written. Thank you for reading this review of the greatest piece of media ever created, and remember, ♥♥♥♥ Mondays.

I cried countless times playing this... this masterpiece. The entire time, I wept silently, in awe at the power of what I was witnessing. Even now, as I write this, I am tearing up a little bit. "Garfield Kart" is, and always will be, a masterpiece above all others. It's unbelievable that it was created by mere mortals. I cannot convince myself that this game has not been lovingly crafted by God himself, touched by his divine influence. My sympathy for those who have not played it is... endless, to put it simply. They will never know true joy, and I pity them greatly for that. Of course, they could just play it and achieve enlightenment, but I truly think that those untouched by its beauty will be incinerated on contact with its glorious phyiscal case, its perfect cartridge. The raw power emanating from its physical form is far too much for a non-believer. I pity them. I pity them for the fact that they will never know the experience of playing "Garfield Kart" , released on November 13th, A.D. 2013. When I first made contact with the item, I was immediately and forcefully thrust from my corporeal form, and placed in front of a counsel of celestial beings, all of whom having complete control over the universe itself. After testifying to them, and expressing my desire to play the game, they allowed me to live, and I am now a changed man. I owe my life to "Garfield Kart." I feel this is a necessity for all human beings, more than water, more than food or shelter. “Garfield Kart” is not a game, but an experience for hopefully all to enjoy at one point in time. When you die, “Garfield Kart” is the first thing you see in heaven, giving a warm welcome to eternal greatness. This beautiful creation has been my reason of creation and reason of living. To think that “Garfield Kart” is available at your local Gamestop, Walmart, or even Steam on almost any platform is unbelievable. An immediate enlightenment for a measly five United States Dollars. This item, no, blessing has more power than any other force on Earth, even the Universe combined. I’m convinced “Garfield Kart” can end world hunger, dictatorship, and any other issue the world may have, the only question being, when do we make use of it’s amazing potential? I apologize for the long review, but I simply couldn't have expressed my feelings on this masterful work of art in anything less than what I have already written. Thank you for reading this review of the greatest piece of media ever created, and remember, ♥♥♥♥ Mondays.