DapperManDan
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1v1 me any fps game...You'll lose:csgocross:

Scammers please stop, its not gonna happen....
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Rust is like a survival game, but instead of cuddly woodland creatures and a peaceful crafting experience, you get thrust into a world where your most valuable possession is a rock, and your best friend is a shrub.

I started my Rust adventure with high hopes of peacefully building a quaint little cabin in the woods. Little did I know, the woods were filled with more backstabbing than a medieval political drama. The first lesson I learned: never trust a naked person with a rock. They might seem harmless, but that rock is their ticket to the bone-crushing, post-apocalyptic circus that is Rust.

The graphics are like a chaotic masterpiece painted by a mad artist. The landscapes are beautiful, but the moment you appreciate the sunrise, someone sneaks up behind you with a spear. It's like Mother Nature and the local psychopath teamed up to create the ultimate obstacle course.

Communication in Rust is a delicate dance of gestures, grunts, and interpretive rock throwing. You'll spend more time forming alliances and breaking them than you will actually gathering resources. It's a social experiment gone horribly wrong, and I can't get enough of it.

The highlight of my Rust experience was when I stumbled upon a group of players dressed as clowns, armed with nothing but musical instruments. They proceeded to serenade me while stealing everything I owned. It was the most entertaining mugging I've ever experienced.

The crafting system is as complex as a Rubik's Cube, but instead of solving it, you're desperately trying not to be beaten to death by a guy wearing only a pumpkin on his head. It's a unique blend of frustration and amusement that keeps you coming back for more.

In conclusion, Rust is not just a game; it's a psychological rollercoaster where your sanity is the only casualty. If you enjoy beautiful landscapes, unpredictable player interactions, and the constant fear of losing your pants, Rust is the game for you. Just remember: in Rust, friendships are temporary, rocks are forever.
76561199168606578 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:18am 
+rep 😉
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Accept my friend request bro
Snazzle 7 Apr, 2019 @ 1:22pm 
-rep Only plays R6 now :/
Kebab or shit?? 21 Aug, 2018 @ 8:48pm 
-rep has autism
Arch1e 28 Jun, 2018 @ 1:04pm 
rip a fool "_"
coldpizza 7 May, 2018 @ 12:34am 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p