+rep he is literally my father (in real life) ((my actual dad__))

-rep did not provide me with mommy gf

dan da pan

+rep, sucks at Mordhau and lets me clap his cheeks in duels, even though hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spear user

Hello. My name is Chris and I was born under the star of Christ. My full name is Christian but I'm often refered to as Jesus. Since I was born in Mexico, it's not pronounced the typical american way Gee-Soos. Instead it's pronounced Hey-soos. And for the greater part of my life I've been called Jesus. The mexican Jesus.

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~