A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air. The monkey thought that everything was almost square. The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back, but the monkey grabbed his neck and said "Now listen, jack. Straighten up and fly right. Straighten up and stay right. Straighten up and fly right. Cool down papa, don't you blow your top. Ain't no use in diving. What's the use of diving. Straighten up and fly right. Cool down papa, don't you blow your top."

why are you gay

did you swallow the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ key!

how about readying it the f up :)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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