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So he goes up to the captain and asks "What do you guys use when you get ☺hornyy☺?"
The captain says: "There's a barrel over there with a h○le in it; we use that".
Guy: "Great when can I use it?♂♫"
Captain: "You can use it any day of the week, except Tuesday♪♪".
Guy: "Why not Tuesday?¿"
The captain grinned♫ and said: "Cause that's your day in the ♂♂barrel♂♂."
POST THIS ON 30 DIFFERENT SHIPS OR ELSE IT'LL BE YOUR DAY IN THE ♥♂♥BARREL♥♂♥
👻👻👻BOO!! Sorry did I scare you??😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌚 u kno what that means 😏😏SLUT-O-WEEN 😼 send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😝 if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ 👄👀 but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest 👻 slut on the block 🎃 👻👽🌚😈💗😩⚠️✂️🔮💯
👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten 💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅''