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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 9:41am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 9:54am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 9:57am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 4:51am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:38am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:41am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 10:56am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 11:09am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 11:23am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 11:55am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 11:59am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:12pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 9:10am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 11:45am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 9:47am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 11:54am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 11:33am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 12:51pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:00pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:22pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 9:52am

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:12am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 10:30am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 11:37am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 12:06pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 12:46pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 9:44am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 12:57pm



Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.