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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 9:42am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:42am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 9:29am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 7:45am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 9:59am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 9:56am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:04am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:23am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 11:35am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 1:32am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 1:54am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 2:45am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:15am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 4:38am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 5:14am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 5:56am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 1:31am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:01am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 3:30am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 8:41am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 3:20am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 4:02am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:33am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:59am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:16am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:55am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 7:00am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:11am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:52am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:53am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 1:44am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2021 @ 12:43am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 6:39am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:08am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 1:27am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 7:15am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 8:31am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 3:39am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:35am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 9:15am