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Recent reviews by Daloy Polizei

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25.4 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
What a perfect combination of difficulty and chill.
Posted 20 March.
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5 people found this review helpful
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8.1 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
A great, merciless strategy game. Good for people who don't mind being horrifically slaughtered the first half dozen times they play the game. And honestly, also the next several dozen times. Prepare to die a lot.
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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64.5 hrs on record
Wonderful game with way too much lore. While I found the ending disappointing, the rest of the game more than made up for it.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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63.5 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
A spectacular turn-based strategy game. I've been a pen and paper role-player for most of my life, and Wildermyth comes closer to that experience than any other game I've played.
Posted 19 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
42.8 hrs on record (42.3 hrs at review time)
When I first got this game for free, I expected to play it for 15 minutes and then uninstall it and forget it ever existed. It's been over 42 hours- I'm still playing.
Posted 5 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
If you wanted to demonstrate what the term "meh." meant to someone, then this would be the game to have them play. From the graphics, to the story, to the gameplay itself, everything about this game screams mediocrity. It is neither good, nor bad, it simply is.
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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99.5 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
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It's a great horrifying addiction simulator and it's literally cheaper than crack. How can you go wrong? Tell those waves of minions to vai a fanculo in style and buy this game now.
Posted 25 April, 2022. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record
Game was good at one time but the addition of what are essentially micro-transactions really soured it for me. Also the dev is a knob who believes mask are bad because they stop you from picking up girls in grocery stores. If anything, the more of my face I cover, the higher the chance I have of finding love.

EDIT: While there are technically no actual micro-transactions in this game - every small update is sold as DLC so it essentially amounts to the same thing.
Posted 14 March, 2022. Last edited 18 March, 2022.
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12.5 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
I used my knowledge from this game to defend myself in court and was found in contempt of court and guilty for my crimes. 10/10 would recommend.
Posted 22 February, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
22.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
This recommendation comes with a fairly large caveat: You get what you pay for. It's a fairly unpolished game made by a small team. The English translations are horrid, the graphics are janky, the ui could definitely be vastly improved. But underneath all of that is a decent game, especially for around $10.

So should you buy it? Yes, if you're old like me and miss the original Battlefield games. Yes, if you want something fun and cheap to play with friends. But no if you're looking for a polished AAA game. No, if you are easily bothered by bad translations and lacklustre voice acting.

TLDR: It costs $10 and plays like it. It costs $10 and plays like it costs $30.

EDIT: I should mention that it is often updated, I will update my costs like plays like accordingly.
Posted 7 February, 2022. Last edited 26 September, 2022.
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