Recent reviews by Dallas

I miss you, beloved

This is genuinely one of the worst games i've ever played.

The writing is horrible. It's "woke" in the way that Grummz and the like will try to convince you any game with gay people in is. The characters are bent and twisted in ways they never would be if it was written by a team of competent writers to try and force a political ideology into them, and it's VERY obvious too, to the point of being groan worthy every time they verbally stuck out a giant red arrow going "LOOK I'M PROGRESSIVE"

The gameplay is boring, halfway through you are attacked by talons and the league of assassins, who dodge everything. the solution? A turret skill until they die. other than that, you press X and B

There is absolutely nothing that will redeem this game from the absolute cesspit that it is and if it weren't for playing with my co op partner I would have stopped around an hour in.

In short. NEVER let these idiots cook again.

(the music team gets a pass because the music was good)

As much as the CONTENT of the game is fantastic, the game does NOT play well with modern hardware, I was dealing with all kinds of issues, from being stuck in the game after rolling credits, to my FPS being stuck at 60 and having motion sickness. I love the story and the general gameplay but I just can't recommend this until redbarrels makes it playable on modern hardware

decent at launch but ruined by cheaters and streamers. not worth the asking price anymore

If the game stays like this it will be the best FPS of 2025 easily

Edit: It did not in fact stay like that

Genuine peak. negative votes seem to be unaware this is part of a much larger project (not just the giggleland game itself but a huge piece of unfiction and an arg in and of itself. will purchase the full release

Decent fun but a game with these reqs should NOT be pushing a water cooled CPU to these temps

>talks about how the game is new and different and wears make fps great again hat

>releases another BR

>xp is also not tracking

seriously talk about shooting yourself in the foot

I have played 16 hours of this game and i'm still on chapter 2.

it's a gaiden game so I personally find it more fun than the turn based ones, but on top of that it's a pirate adventure