OwO? Master is home now? How poggerz ! (rolls over and shows you my beanie weanies )
Master! I want to show you something! UwU (turns around)
Look at this! OwO My extra large gyatt! Do you like it? UwU (wags my tail)

But OwO? Wats dis? Is that a treat for me? (sticks out my tongue and pants)
Master needs to pay me the fanum tax ! On skibidi! OwO (noms your nom noms)
OwO! on god! Master really gots that rizz from Ohio! Fr fr! UwU (lets you rub my belly)

Will you take me walkiesnow? OwO (grabs my leash and lets you hold it)
I want to awoo with my fwiends at the park ! :3 (bounces up and down)
On skibidi! My master is a true rizzler! Fr fr! UwU (paws at the door )

I’m so excited to play ! So poggerz! What will we find? OwO (runs across the street )
Oh no! A truckie wuckie ! It will stop for me right? (gives it the UwU face)
Ouchies! It hit me! OwO That’s not very kawaii! So skibidi! Smh (feels my spiney winey breaking)

Master! I think I’m dying! Am I going to be isekai’d, desu ka? UwU (coughs out blood)
But I never got to awoo! That’s an on god! No cap! (wheezing for air)
I need to go to the hospitalz! Will you takes me, Master? UwU? (pleading face)

Master! Where are you going? Why are you being sus? (tries to chase you but falls over)
Ur leaving my gyatt behind? That’s not very based! Fr! No cap! (makes pouty face)
I didn’t expect you to be bussin’! How cringe! On skibidi! (coughs more blood)

Oh wait! Does my nose deceive me? A new master? OwO? Yippee! W on god! (licks their face)
Will you takes me to the hospital new master? UwU (nuzzles your neckie weckie)
Master is so silly! UwU The hospital is that way! No cap! (gets my gyatt thrown into a dumpster)

On skibidi! My fwiends were right! I’m furry trash fr! (whines in despair)