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2 people found this review helpful
3,772.6 hrs on record (2,924.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

My lean cost more than your rent, it do
Your momma still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ouu
None of this ♥♥♥♥ be new to me
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
♥♥♥♥ your airline, ♥♥♥♥ your company
♥♥♥♥♥ your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming, "♥♥♥♥ west jet!" (♥♥♥♥ em)
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hundred on my wrist sipping on Tech
♥♥♥♥ a lil ♥♥♥♥♥, make her ♥♥♥♥♥ wet

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Mr. Sun came out and he smiled at me
Said, "It's gonna be a good one, just wait and see"

Jumped out of bed and I ran outside
Feeling so extra ex-statisfied!

It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)

I'm so busy, got nothing to do
Spent the last two hours just tying my shoe

Every flower, every grain of sand
Is reaching out to shake my hand

It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)

Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
When I'm feeling down
I wanna lose that frown
I stick my head out the window and I look around

Those clouds don't scare me, they can't disguise
This magic that's happenin' right before my eyes

Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright
So the best day ever can last all night
Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night now

It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
(Best day ever)
(Best day ever)


A day of panic and desperation at the Cincinnati zoo. A 4-year-old boy slips into the zoo's gorilla habitat and over a moat wall. Suddenly, Harambe, a 17-year-old 400-pound gorilla approaches the boy. His mother watches in horror at what happens next.

Mommy's right here

Oooh, Harambe (Harambe)
We miss you
We want you to come back
Oooh, Harambe (Harambe) (Harambe)
You were so big and strong
And ever since you're gone (I can't sleep)
Life just ain't the same without you
Without you (without you)
When I woke up on the 28th of May
I looked at the TV with tears running down my cheeks
Oooh, I miss you, Harambe
I wish they took that mother's life instead
Uh, Harambe, Harambe (Harambe, Harambe)
I miss you (Harambe)
Harambe, why did you go?
Harambe, Harambe (Harambe)
I want you to come back
Is that so much to ask?
Harambe (Harambe)

The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

[Verse 1: Larry Arthauer]
I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kid's again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender

[Verse 2: Vernon Douglas]
Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
Till then, I'm just a sex offender

[Verse 3: Charles Dolling]
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
But three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, I got caught
I might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretences
I'm here because of my sex offences

[Verse 4: Sam Pound]
I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologising for what I've done
Case you’re wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and fisted my Cuz
I held her down and watched her struggle
Then played with her melons because I like to juggle
I’m not here to eat eats those truffles
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

[Sax solo]

[Verse 5: Laura Hughes]
Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it too
And by it, I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? No it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's play sack
'Cause I've gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender

[Verse 6: Marc Burmholdt]
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house, but in a van
If you need me to move it, I sure can
The last thing I want is any trouble
I've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

[Verse 7: Arthur Chase]
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
They said I didn't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender

[INterlude: Telly Polk]
Okay, real quick, I'm not like these people, okay, this is an extortion plot by my wife, who's the only witness, and she's trying to take away my kids, and if—
I'm not here to pack my duffle
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

[Chorus 2]
The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, nut now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la

But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
Burning up to the Crocodile Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last

Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie ha
Posted 22 November, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
84.7 hrs on record (50.6 hrs at review time)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

My lean cost more than your rent, it do
Your momma still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ouu
None of this ♥♥♥♥ be new to me
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
♥♥♥♥ your airline, ♥♥♥♥ your company
♥♥♥♥♥ your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming, "♥♥♥♥ west jet!" (♥♥♥♥ em)
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hundred on my wrist sipping on Tech
♥♥♥♥ a lil ♥♥♥♥♥, make her ♥♥♥♥♥ wet

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Posted 22 November, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
17 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

My lean cost more than your rent, it do
Your momma still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ouu
None of this ♥♥♥♥ be new to me
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
♥♥♥♥ your airline, ♥♥♥♥ your company
♥♥♥♥♥ your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming, "♥♥♥♥ west jet!" (♥♥♥♥ em)
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hundred on my wrist sipping on Tech
♥♥♥♥ a lil ♥♥♥♥♥, make her ♥♥♥♥♥ wet

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Posted 22 November, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
worst £20 i have spent
the game is not at all optimised and half the stuff you build will eather dissapear or be destroyed
Posted 5 April, 2016.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
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