If being cute is a crime... I plead guilty to pillage of public property, wanton destruction of cities and towns, the taking and execution of hostages, the murder or mistreatment of prisoners of war or shipwrecked people, violation of applicable customs of war, Unlawful and wanton destruction or appropriation of property, Deliberate killing, or causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health, Forcing a prisoner of war to serve in the forces of a hostile power, Depriving a prisoner of war from a fair trial, Illegally deporting, confining or transferring the population, Directing attacks against civilians, Improper use of a flag of truce, Settlement of an occupied territory, Deportation of the inhabitants of the occupied territory, Use of civilians as shields, Shoot a combat medic with clear insignia. terrorism and tax evasion.