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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 4:47am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 5:20am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 7:58am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 7:21am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 6:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 4:30pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 4:45pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 May, 2017 @ 11:09am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 5:21am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 10:20am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:57am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 5:37am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 5:40am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 1:34pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 12:51pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 1:06pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 1:20pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 3:34pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 6:07am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 5:07am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 7:26am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 2:33pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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