DARREN

An average looking, tries hard to be smart, straight (or arent I?) individual who is known for partying hard and afterwards puke all over in the cab ride home. His sexual escapades are mediocre as is the size of his little member which constantly seeks validation from softcore porn. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen playing dota with his buddies and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.

"Damn, that guy is one bad ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, his name must be Darren!"

Source: Urban Dictionary