💖 Welcome to my profile 💖

About Me:

I'm 25 years old, I am the deepest part of hell (where all the cool kids hangout with Epstein). I'm pretty much the most average gamer. Don't @ me, google me or hit me up in my DM's. Hit me up on Insta though - @RoryCockhard_Rising

6 Quick Facts About Me:

6.1 I love noise. Please yell at me when you address me.

6.2 I only speak trash, meaning that my opinion is stinky and useless.

6.3 I prefer to make an inaudible yelp when approached, also a little bit of pre-♥♥♥ leaves my peepee.

6.4 I am usually ♥♥♥♥. By usually I mean 99.99% of the time.

6.5 I am never good at starting, or finishing, or meeting in the middle.

6.6 I love all humans equally which is none, probably.

Games that I played previously:

Dota 1.2 Alpha

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 1

Hearthstone : The worst TCG ever

Steam Status:

In-Game: I am in a game, probably not yoking my sauce
Online: I am online, maybe yoking my sauce
Busy: Busy yoking my sauce
Away/Snooze: I have yoking too hard and it hurts.

4 Rules To Being On My Friend List

4.1 Don't be sexist towards men or the other ones. Amen.
4.2 Don't be racist towards whites or the other ones. Amen.
4.3 Don't you annoy me, make fun of me or harass me. Or else. :)
4.4 Don't send me messages when my status is set to busy. Also continue to ignore my existence when I set my ♥♥♥♥ to invisible.