you are potato :)

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Haachama so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Haachama every night, thanking her for the life I’ve been given. “Haachama is love” I say, “Haachama is life."
Mу dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Haachama.
I called him a ♥♥♥♥.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Haachama! I was so happy.
She whispers in my ear "はあちゃまこと、赤井はあとで～す！."
She grabs me with her tiny hands, and leads me to the kitchen. I'm ready.
I open my mouth for Haachama.
She starts to feed me her cookings.
"チャンネル登録してええええええ～"
Haachama leaves through my window.
Haachama is love. Haachama is life

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