Hey, whats up. Im Skanky Bob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I punch dogs.

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Don't bother me and I'll try not to rape you too hard. Want to team up with me? Don't be a squeeker (I.E. 10 year olds). If you suck, I will say you suck. If you can't put up with it, don't bother talking to me. If all else fails, make me a sammich and we'll be as good as new.







Things I Like:

I like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down, (old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
I like my sock Franko and he likes me.
I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).
Bar fights.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Freaky Circus
Jokes that are in bad taste.
Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Really creepy people who follow you about.


Things I Dislike:

Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Eating just cuz I've run out of beer!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
Hangovers!!!
Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism and not having enough stuff.
Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)
Shaving.
Small Stones with Sharp Edges.
Snotty Eggs.