This is a simple guide on how to microwave a squirrel/other small rodents.

Capture the squirrel. You must first put out a squirrel trap. The two best types of squirrel traps are the paw locker and the peanut triggered glock. These are very common traps, and I expect you to know them, so I won't go into detail here. If you want the squirrel to still be alive you should stick with the paw locker.

Prepare the microwave. If you want to avoid a messy clean up, cover every surface of the microwave in either duct tape or aluminum foil. After the squirrel is microwaved, you can simply remove the tape or foil, and the microwave will be as clean as when you started.

Microwave it. Place the squirrel in the microwave. You want to microwave on high until you can't see the whites of it's eyes. (Fun fact: If properly done, you won't be able to see it's eyes because they should have exploded.) This might take from 2-7 minutes, depending on the power of the microwave and the might of the squirrel.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it know where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and, arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation; the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it isn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it, too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

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