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i mean, my very own finger skateboard that i could do little tricks with? score! i remember searching up youtube videos on how to do little tricks with the finger board, but i was never dexterous enough to actually do any of them, so i threw it away into the garbage bin. i probably could've come clean or given it back to you, but i don't think i really cared at the time. still don't, now that i really think about it. something that i do care about, however, was your dbd gameplay. you tried looping me around the smallest possible rock in a dead zone. you took me all the way out there, in the exact opposite direction from any pallets or windows. truly top tier gameplay. oh! but that's not all, you then proceeded to call me a toxic killer in the results screen. like, what? what did i even do besides down you two times? i didn't camp or tunnel you; everything was on you--i'm sorry to break it to ya'.
the smell and the behavioral problems were simply getting to be too much, and i felt uncomfortable being around you--let alone affiliating with you at school. i don't know. i guess what i'm trying to say is please, please please please stop getting into my dbd games. seeing your username digs up bad memories that i'd rather do without. and, for what it's worth, i'm sorry for taking your miniature skateboard from elementary school. i know that it meant a lot to you, and that you cried every night for the next six months over it, but it was simply too good not to pass up.
that would be great. the smell, the wasted money, the attitude problems, the smearing of poop on the walls... it's all getting to be too much. that last part in particular really grosses me out--even more so than the hotdog smell. when i entered you room, i was assailed with this terrible stench; the air was thick with the smell of poop, like some sort of messed-up cologne made for a practical joke. i gagged and heaved on the spot, but held out out of politeness. if i ever have to go back to that dookie chamber? i might just blow a gasket. a real big one too. i had to tell my parents to stop letting you in, if you remember that.
you have this weird hot dog smell that i can't get over whenever you're around. even your bike sounds off-kilter; like, we'll be riding around, and your tires will be making this almost duck noise in place of a normal squeak or screech. it's strange and, frankly, a little scary. also, who else has two inch buckteeth? you could probably outclass a beaver or a woodpecker with those toothers. unbelievable. i still remember that time when we went to cooking class and you left the pans there with permanent burn marks. god, if i could just, like, ditch you? like, if i could leave you in a bush to rot?
if anyone were to know, it would be me. now, segueing back into your atrocious gameplay, what the hell was all of that? you could have popped that gen, but you didn't. instead you ran around like a headless chicken and got downed not even ten seconds into chase. this is simply unacceptable. i didn't pay thirteen thousand dollars for your "gaming bootcamp" just for you to flounder about like you've never touched a computer in your life. simply unbelievable. this is a problem with your character, dude. don't talk to me or my friends ever again--you smell weird and i, honestly, don't like you all that much.
i don't know who you think you are but i don't appreciate the way you started spam crouching in the mid of game. i'm ticked and pissed off right now. you don't do that in front of me. no no no, not me. if we were on the playground, i send you flying to tuesday and back. what day is it today? i don't even know. it might be trash day. listen, i know things are rough right now, but you have to stay strong. that sort of dbd behavior just simply isn't healthy. i would know: your ol' pops here has four thousand hours on dead by daylight--and that's not even counting the additional hours i've poured into the game's DLC "Living' Vida la Voca Till Sunlight."