Recent reviews by HEL

Wow, it’s like stepping into a time machine. Just like the good old days in 2013 when I played with my Bulgarian friend completely empty yet still fun. I know and trust the developers; I’m sure they’ll do a great job. All it takes is time, love, and a whole lot of patience!

>start game
>try to find people to play
>cant find anyone to play
>end the game
>hate the dev for making multiplayer this way

For real bor what was he thinking?

I will change my review as soon as we get a actual multiplayer

Good DLC, I was running out of space.

No, no I wasn't. I suck at this game.

a new space engineers DLC?

Dont mind if I do. (zero idea what this DLC is)

fun for first 2 hours

Domain expansion portable hellbomb

Do you like xcom's story? Do you like stellaris and hoi4? Do you like to see your beloved fleet got ♥♥♥♥ on by 10k alien forces? Oh boy do I have a game for you, I found this game pretty amazing and Im loving it. I saw some people complaining about "ohhh the rng makes is so inconsistent and bad" Although some of it may be true its not that difficult to dominate pretty much everyone if you read the texts (which is not my profession and I have Witness to prove that) and build yourself a doctrin. The game is not even out yet and the amount of content it has is mindblowing, if this game was a paradox game it would have 50+ DLC by now.

Note to developers: Love your game and appreciate your work, thank you for giving us this game and keep up the good work.

you are as beautiful as the day i lost you

Dear Natasha, today we charged at the german frontlines it started as a bloody battle and only kept getting worse. With the heavy mortar support we somehow managed to gain a position once occupied by germans, everything looked promising, mortar support, high morale on man and plenty of ammunition convincingly placed next to the mortar team. However, out of nowhere a german sd kfz with a cannon teleported right behind our mortar position, as it teleported it immediately started blasting our brave comrades raining hell upon the enemy, as it fired our mortars and ammunition were destroyed without mortars firing at the enemy we were overrun in a matter of seconds, ran out of ammo and forced to retreat back to our base. That one german thing cost us the whole battle.... well germans sure do have wonder weapons, they have figured out the teleportation after all. But we will keep fighting until we are victorious.


-Denis Shumskiy

this game made me a Ruissian