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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:08am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:03am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:38am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:07am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:17am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:08am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 9:03am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:40am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:56am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:23am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:23am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:22pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:28am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 5:50am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:35am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:00am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:54am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:37am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:57pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 6:30am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:45am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:15am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:54am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:59pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:13am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:13am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:37pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:20pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:06am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:05am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15am



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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