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This is my favorite looking game I've ever played. This is some of my favorite writing in video games. I love this game.

I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pissed. I also ordered this Jedi Fallen Order game, it took a day and a half to download, I tried starting a new game file, after twenty six minutes the game didn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ load, and now when I try to play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game crashes. I spent thirty dollars I don't know what to do!

Best Soda Simulator of 2019
10/10

This game may seem like a game thats only worth a dollar and can only entertain you for 10 minutes but that's because you clearly don't understand the true hidden plot.

This game is the story of Montaro and his struggle with his family issues.

Montaro is a shiba inu dog who loves to follow the young girls as they walk to school, but since Montaro is also a pervert he works tirelessly every morning to steal the young girl's pantsu. To protect the young girls many animals in the neighborhood have teamed up to stop Montaro on his quest. Even his own father had long since disowned him, but that did nto stop Montaro, he continued every morning to attempt to steal pantsu. Every time Montaro was knocked down he would just get back up. His determination was so amazing that it even impressed his own father.

By getting the most expensive skin for Montaro in the game you can unlock the skin of Montaro's father, who seems to have been inspired by Montaro's never-give-up attitude to not only accept Montaro as his son again, but to join him in stealing the girl's pantsu. Thus Montaro reconnected with his dad and they all lived happily ever after.

Was not enough to warrant a sequel












Unless you're a massive DragonBall nerd like me and have to absorb every new ounce of content into your being to sustain your life force. This game truly is only worth it's price if you need to have it like I do. I preordered it the day it was possible to, and downloaded it day one anyways. I love the hell out of this game. But don't buy it unless you're a massive nerd loser DragonBall fanatic guy like me.

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>bought game
>computer couldn't run it
>year later buy better computer
>runs it like ♥♥♥♥ so i play for like 2 hours
>another year later buy $1000 desktop
>can finally run game
>get 60 hours in one weekend
>barely eat or sleep or talk to anyone
>best weekend of my life

7/7 dragonballs