Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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i took a monster doo doo out of my own anus and it smelled up the entire room it stank like a gweneth paltrow ♥♥♥♥♥ candle bruh like ♥♥♥♥ BRO MY DOO DOO STRAIGHT STINKD UP THE GOT DAM House it wasnt pretty

oof.

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