Ancient and Medieval Historian


Player 2: 'Did you cause that fire there in the distance?'
Orion : 'Yeah I blew up a car!'
Player 2: * sigh * 'Of course you did...'

Player 2: 'You and your sheds! I dont like being trapped in a place where someone could just throw a grenade in and kill us...'
*Bold Blonde has been killed by ----*
Orion: 'Should have hid in the shed...'

Orion: We should start a clan of gamers - Blonde Orion
Player 2: Oh Lord
Orion: Blonion? ... Hehehe Blonion xD

Orion: I want to spam artillery
Me after the Sesh: That's not how Germany won the war...
Orion: ....
Me after the Sesh: Oh wait.... Germany didn't win the war....
Orion: IM SPAWNING ARTILLERY!

Rest in peace that one Japanese dude that stood against an army.
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And now a look into this profile's past...

c. AD 2012: Sniping is a good job mate, I will be the last thing you'll never you see. Whether it is a bow and a sniper rifle. *Boom* head shot :P

c. AD 2013: They see me roll'n.. they hatin'

c. AD 2015: Ain't no party like a Boston Tea Party, 'cause a Boston Tea Party don't stop, until Boston is under martial law and everyone is disillusioned in parliment

c. AD 2016: [Barks internally]

c. AD 2018: WHAT THE FERTILISER?!