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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 6:34am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 6:15am

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 6:38am

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 7:10am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 6:11pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 6:09pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:19pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:22pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:25pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:30pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 6:45pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:34pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:36pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:56pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 6:38pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 7:30pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 6:43pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 8:12pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 4:20pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 4:35pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 4:44pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 4:51pm

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 5:07pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 5:50pm

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 5:55pm

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 5:56pm

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 5:51pm

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 6:04pm

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 6:35pm

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 6:46pm

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2018 @ 7:57pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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