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are you a fan of dead by daylight or not im confused

I'm going to keep your comment here so everyone can read the funny wall of texts you have on your profile LMFAO

Easy 4k - TheSkullMerchant

Oh hi

Oh hello again.

your comment made me laugh so much LMAOO a w player recognizes a w player!

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tysm, ily<3

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an ♥♥♥♥♥ in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!

Thank you for that kind comment on my profile <3

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i love this game so much, DBD (dead by daylight) is my life. it's all i do and it is all that matters to me. every thought i put into being a competitive survivor is preemptive. my parents ask me why i don't play any sports and it made me RAGE so hard because DBD is a sport. all the thinking i put into unique pathing requires the highest degree of intellect. in my eyes and my swf, i am world DBD champion on PC. even my e-girlfriend thinks so. well we are not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yet but we have played a few times, and i can tell she thinks im alpha when i save her from the hook, or die by trying to unhook her from a facecamping leatherface.

do u think that huntress gets embarrassed when she has smelly feet??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of huntress while she looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the feet smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

im sorry but i can't listen to you whine anymore. killer is SO much easier than survivor, even A 4 man Swf. do you know why? because killers have the most important advantage in the game: speeD. the killers are much faster than survivors and so they can catch them. is as simple as that, but no killer main has the brains to understand that somehow. this game was actually ALMOST balanced until they added bloodlust, which only rewards brain dead killers with even MORE speed.

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hey
ily. thank you for being you

can relate

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the pig, like I will be working on a generator minding my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ business then all the sudden I’ll hear the sound of her uncrouching right in my anus, like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously bhvr, what were you thinking adding a killer that can HIDE THEIR TERROR RADIUS to the game?! Did you not learn from Wraith???

Lagswitcher or way too convenient lag timing. Avoid playing with at all costs

Hey look, man.. Sorry about last night when I vented out to you about my depresssion just to remove you the next day.. When I get sad enough, I remove everyone from my list and make my profile into a monochrome color scheme and then proceed to take hours upon hours to delete every single one of my comments to show how lonely I am. Lastly. I hide all of my previous names with a series that makes the message "The - Pain - Just - Wont - Stop" And then a couple slashes. Leaving my visible name incredibly vague, like "Hurt.". I do this all the time and I wish I could stop, but it's not me, it's my depression.. Look, can you add me back? I really miss having someone to complain to..

so you wanna explain why you have been treating me like ♥♥♥♥, why you’re avoiding me, why you ignore me or maybe why you don’t ♥♥♥♥ing care? you’ve put me in a depressed state where i’m gonna cut myself. why not just break up with me, you clearly don’t ♥♥♥♥ing love me anymore. you’re bored of me I can tell. stop making me suffer please. all I ever wanted was a loving relationship where I could love and be loved back but no, you have to ruin that. you made me feel like the greatest person ever and I ♥♥♥♥ing loved you to death, but whatever, ♥♥♥♥ that right? ♥♥♥♥ my feelings. just disregard me and move on, you’re prolly ♥♥♥♥ing cheating on me aren’t you? Just ♥♥♥♥ing admit you hate me and that you don’t ♥♥♥♥ing love me anymore you insensitive monster! stop toying with my emotions please I beg of you.

I want to rearrange your guts. No not sexually, I want to put you on a Keto diet and start making you drink alkanized water and taking proper vitamins to stay healthy. I then want to take you on Long drives on the coastal highway to whole foods where you can experience good energy

Oh my god please edate me already. I’ve obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over the past 4 months and you make my bussy so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet every time you insult me and others. You know you want me, I already know a lot about you so we wouldnt’d have to go on a lot of dates to get to the bedroom. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. I can’t wait to hear your lovely voice say those three words, or hear your voice in general. You’ve never wanted to talk to me, and I understand, we can go slow if you need to. I don’t need to move in with you right away, I still have 4 months until my parents bring me to court for shilling them. I’ll sell all of my stuffed bears and replica hats to help you pay for rent. I’ll see you later today.

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No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏿fingers 🖐🏿🤚🏿🖐🏿🤚🏿for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡

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I sexually identify as a mommy. Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of raising kids with a daddy. People say to me that a person being a mommy is stupid and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm gonna head to Cryos International Sperm Bank and get inseminated and also adopt as many children as I can to become the true loving mom. From now on I want you guys to call me "Mommy" and respect my rights to have an infinite amount of children. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobe and need to check your parent privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~~mood~~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥ing good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

"copypasta"

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

+rep Almost made Yui go the ♥♥♥♥ to sleep

People complain that I "waste" the god pallet. I drop it because the killer has to break it! If you drop it once you hear the heartbeat, you're basically safe. Killer shack is a building full of diverse playstyles. Mine actually ensures my survival and if you have a problem... maybe you should show me yours. Not even using shack to the full potential by dropping the pallet? This is why greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

-wep as a tunnewing spiwit main, i tunnewed uwu fow using owne of sevewaw toxic pewks such as, bond, pwove thysewf, weadew, quick awnd quiet, spwint buwst, adwenawine, empathy, botany knowwedge, sewf cawe, iwon wiww, cawm spiwit, saboteuw, bawanced wanding, stweetwise, sowe suwvivow, object of obsession, decisive stwike, open handed, ace in the howe, up the ante, weft behind, bowwowed time, unbweakabwe, technician, withe, awewt, we'we gonna wive fowevew, dead hawd, no mithew, wake up!, phawmacy, vigiw, tenacity, detective's hunch, stake out, dance with me, windows of oppowtunity, boiw ovew, divewsion, dewivewance, autodidact, bweakdown, aftewcawe, distowtion, sowidawity, poised, head own, fwip-fwop, buckwe up, mettwe of man, deja vu, kindwed, swippewy meat, thiws iws nowt happening, no owne weft behind, dawk sense, smaww gawme, awnd finawwy pwemonition. If uwu use any of these pewks, i wiww tunnew uwu awnd uwu wiww be titwed a toxic suwvivow

Aye yo ma, why you gotta keep playing games with me like this is Dead by Daylight. I first met you when I was No Mithered. You Autodidact my heart and Dead Harded into my life. You were like my Deliverance. I showed you my appreciation by giving you the Skeleton Key to my heart, Rainbow Map to my soul, and Septic Agent when I was feeling down. You Borrowed Time just when the killer named "Life" showed up to put me on a hook. Time and time again, you saved me from the basement and would let me pull god pallet to make sure I was safe. Whenever I injured, you would pop the last generator, activating my Adrenaline. Whenever I was downed, you would always be there, ready to flashlight the killer, saving me from his grasp. Whenever you take aggro from the killer you would give me just enough time to be Unbreakable. For that, I'll always sacrifice myself so you can take hatch. Thank you.

PENGUIN OF DOOM ORGINATED FROM MYSPACE.


i see ur a man of culture

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

i ate ur doritos im sorry

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hey kid wanna buy some milk

Parkinsons disease? Nah, I'm a gamer, my hand is just lagging 😎🎮