>be me
>on mac playing minecraft
>look at the time on my spy kids watch
>8:50
>ohno.jpg
>close mac, pull up pants and run to room
>get into room
>pull off my flame t-shirt and khaki pants in one swift movement
>take off my straw tribly
>struggle to find my little pony pajamas
>find them and put them on
>check watch
>8:59
>MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>jump into bed and lay there
>realize my socks and sandals are still on
>take them off
>check watch
>9:00
>dad walks in
>im in bed
>i say "tis a knights oath to never tell a lie"
>accidentally yell it
>he sighs and leaves
>kiss anime pillow goodnight