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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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This user is a pedophile

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hey its me

Well Tripp, it's called hypermania, where your brain produces high amounts of endorphins and adrenaline. The telekinesis? I don't know, you're probably tripping mega balls. Anyways about the reason for this mania, you're a ♥♥♥♥ who enjoys sucking their own ♥♥♥♥.

watch out though, as this much power could summon allah from the astral dimension. This is bad because much like goku he fights the strongest being around to calm his urges of fighting. You aren't ready for it yet.

I could help Tripp!

What the flip? Steam happy!?

Don't worry Tripp, me and my friends are here to help you fight allah
That's Right! we might fail though.
*Snoooooore* Oh? Yeah sure I'll help you
There is NO way we could win. But maybe if we try our hardest we could do it!
Allah's got nothing on us! GAME ON MUAhahahahaha!

tripp: Ok guys we can do it, WE CAN BEAT ALLAH

All: YEAH! LETS DO THIS!

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Dwayne the Rock Johnson kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? You're gonna hear me rockin in that kids bed all night." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another kevin hart destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Andrew Tate kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I have a Bugatti." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another beta destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

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Hey man! Thanks for the advice! You helped me turn my life around! and as always! #PitBullsOnTop #ToddlersKeepFearing!

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Why are you saying "who says that anymore" I've been training in the hyperbolic time chamber for 10 years!! So maybe think about what someone does with their precious time before saying that. Next, I would never ride Goku's power pole because I'm not gay (you are though). Also Goku is known throughout the world (world famous) so maybe do your research or something?? Also who is this Zyzz guy? He sounds like a noob ass mf who Goku solos... POTUS doesn't have enough military power to kill Goku, as he can also solo warheads canonically. So maybe think first, talk later. Weakling...

Maybe before you respond to me, you should cringe-check your response. Who does the *teleports behind you* thing anymore! The fact you are still riding on goku's you know what shows me that you are simping for him. You even put me in an unfair position because I know nothing about the "Goku" universe, which of course, is not real. He may be strong but I am sure there are other stronger people. Zyzz, for instance, is probably the strongest. RIP ZYZZ. Another person probably more powerful in terms of status, is POTUS. He can instantly demolish Goku with the insane help of the military with nuclear warheads. Come talk real life kiddo

ok... kid... Goku is real, in fact he's behind you right now. Also I AM NOT simping for Goku, and if I was by your logic, (in which he isn't real) I would only be a loser. Secondly, you seem to base your whole argument by him not being real, calling anime mid (false), and calling me gay. So actually, you're the nerd, because you spent time to write that. Also you aren't stronger than Goku, for he is stronger than any human being in the world!!! so far i've had the facts and resources. So maybe next time you come with a better argument before getting roasted kiddo... *teleports behind you and kamehame-has you* heh; nothin' personal.

What is the point of coming to MY profile and talking to me about some GOKU character. Anime is MID and OVERRATED. Goku will never be real. The only person better and stronger than Goku is me, because Goku is not real IDIOT. Before coming to my profile, make sure to think of the consequences KID. Next time you comment, I will not be as nice as I am. And for having Goku and simping for Goku? Seems kinda gay to me, and it is not even pride month so double check. You are checkmated NERD

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