Gordon Freeman
Innsbruck, Tirol, Austria
SUBJECT:
Gordon Freeman
Male, age 27

EDUCATION:
Ph.D., MIT, Theoretical Physics

POSITION:
Research Associate

ASSIGNMENT:
Anomalous Materials Laboratory

CLEARANCE:
Level 3

ADMINISTRATIVE SPONSOR:
Classified

DISASTER RESPONSE PRIORITY:
Discretionary


Status:
Hired
Awaiting Assignment
SUBJECT:
Gordon Freeman
Male, age 27

EDUCATION:
Ph.D., MIT, Theoretical Physics

POSITION:
Research Associate

ASSIGNMENT:
Anomalous Materials Laboratory

CLEARANCE:
Level 3

ADMINISTRATIVE SPONSOR:
Classified

DISASTER RESPONSE PRIORITY:
Discretionary


Status:
Hired
Awaiting Assignment
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G-Man:
Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit.

The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed.

That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential.

You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes.

Otherwise...well...I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived.




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Scientist 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:52am 
Legend
MaXi Z8 14 Mar, 2024 @ 12:24pm 
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Tanky 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:00pm 
Because he saved the world, we cannot hate him:steamsunny:
Tanky 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:00pm 
No, I think not. We cannot ban. Freeman
aimtux 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am 
finally ban this kid