Ulasan terkini oleh Croustilune

Dead by Daylight is the worst game of its kind.

I play as the Xenomorph, and the lore paints me as the ultimate hunter, fearsome and engineered to kill. Yet the gameplay reduces me to little more than a plaything for the survivors.

I now understand why neither NASA nor Elon ever called me back...

It has been a long and hard way to the top, this land has seen so much blood ! But the war is now over.

To Melina, to Blaidd, to Millicent, to Sellen, to Alexander, to Latenna, to Yura, to Thops, to Fia, to Iji, to Boc, and all the friends I've lost along the path... Thank you all, I couln't have made it without you and I promise you'll never be forgotten.

To Ranni, to Roderika, to Hewg, to Kalé. You are still with me despite all that we have done, thank you.

And to all the gods, warriors and citizens who used to stand against me, you were brave, loyal and you've made a better person of me. You can be proud of you.

Jeu de mort !
7 ans après sa sortie, le jeu n'est ni optimisé ni équilibré. UNE HONTE !

Brothers !

We have all pledged to defend Super Earth, to confront every threat to our homeland, and to uphold the values of democracy, freedom, and prosperity.
Today, we’re not just fighting for a planet, we’re fighting for the survival of humanity itself.

We’ve been deployed to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, facing ruthless cyborgs and colossal bugs. Every mission is a dance with death; every shot could be our last. But we are Helldivers ! We don’t retreat. We don’t break. We charge headlong into danger where others would falter.

Remember, victory isn’t won by one of us, but by all of us. Each of you is a critical cog in our machine of war. This is not a battleground for lone wolves, it’s a symphony of strategy, cooperation, and sacrifice.
When we fall, we fall together. But together, we also rise even stronger !

So no matter how daunting the mission ahead, no matter how powerful the enemy or how savage the fight, always remember why we do this. It’s for the people we protect, for the future generations of Super Earth.

When fear comes, meet it head-on and grin. Fear knows that when it faces Helldivers, it doesn’t stand a chance.

Now, charge, brothers ! For democracy ! For Super Earth !

Because we are Helldivers , and this is what we were born to do.

Je me suis fait virer du zoo de Beauval pour avoir mis un pingouin dans un lance-roquettes.

I bought the game to my friends with the sole aim of beating them up with a shovel and making them blame someone else.
Of course, I write this review in english because I don't want them to know it was me.

Taper sur les copains tout en évitant de se faire taper par les copains !
Et si tout va bien, après une vingtaine de parties, tu n'as plus de copains...

Ma femme et moi avons fait pleurer notre fille pour sauver notre mariage et ça a failli ne pas marcher. Nous n'en avons jamais reparlé après, trop occupé à jouer aux aventuriers de l'arche avec un livre ensorcelé.

Ce titre vous parait putaclic ? C'est normal, il l'est !

Plus sérieusement, It Takes Two ressemble à un conte qui peut se montrer aussi sombre que féerique, souvent merveilleux et parfois gore (grosse dédicace à la scène de la baleine qui survient alors que j'étais en train de manger).
On y joue avec plaisir, mais avec le sentiment d'être des parents indignes au moins jusqu'à la moitié du jeu.
Fort heureusement, comme dans tout bon scénario digne d'un film de Disney, on y trouve une fin heureuse, qui aura su me décrocher une larme ou deux (peut-être bien trois ou quatre en fait).

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