Recent reviews by Your Mom

Decent. Not great but fairly addictive. I'm not sure what triggers updates to the cards though. That could be a little more self-explanatory. If it sells for a low price ($5 or under) then I will definitely buy it. It's good to pass the time with.

So addictive and fun. Looking forward to full game. Just needs a really good English proofreader, and it will be perfect!

0/10 it forces you to kill your dog/cat and if you refuse it literally beats it to death with an NPC. Could have been an awesome game if not for this BS.

Such a fun cute lil game! Relaxing and adorable. Easy to get all achievements in under 15 minutes. Do yourself a favor and play it to take a break from the stress of life. Great for kids too!

crap game. dont waste your time. pay to play is a generous term. takes forever to do anything without in-game currency. also devs are known scammers.

Pretty boring. Really bad art. Loooooooooooooong conversations with barely any choices. Characters are not likable. Overall, confusing. No good. Pass.

Really cute little free game about picking a cat to bring home with you to cheer up your depressed roommate. Cute art, quick to play, fun choices to make. Definitely recommend.

Like a bad ESL version of Reigns. At least it was free.

EDIT: The devs of KARDS are honestly the best game devs I've ever come across. They listen, pay attention, and care. We could not ask for better devs considering this game is F2P. Yes, it has its flaws, but they are sooo minor in the grand scheme of things, and the devs are doing the best they can to address them. KARDS player for life, y'all.

Super addictive and worth your time. Don't need to spend money to advance in game as long as you're willing to grind a little (not so bad though). My only issue is that it can be very unbalanced when the enemy uses all bombers and artillery (kiss your HQ goodbye). I think that if your HQ is guarded, bombers and artillery shouldn't be able to do damage to it, but whatever. Maybe I'm just the only idiot running England/USA and expecting to win, haha.

Also wish challenging your friends gave rank points/counted for achievements. As far as I can tell, it doesn't, which makes me want to play with my friends less since it gives me no grind progress and is basically just for "fun".

Overall though a great little game. I love it. Hope they make expansions for other wars.

hoe dont do it

EDIT: no rlly hoe dont do it

EDIT: this game needs its own 12-step program