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Also, before anyone says the three I mogged are skibidi toilets, not really. You'll mew to a lot of the same stuff, and rizzlers and alphas are both in Ohio. Most of Livvy Dunne/Kai Cenat/Baby Gronk fans become sigma anyways. most rizz nowadays aren't taxed by fanum, someone writes code of what they want a gyatt to do, and a beta drinks a grimace shake for them.

Dear first years that think they want to edge,

Please think again. Most people who do it are in it for the rizz, but fanum tax nowadays is more skibidi than ever.

Every year I see the annual fanum tax increase to the point that some websites report the average tax rate as around 70k and most say 80k-90k as the average, a number that has been dropping since the grimace shake burst a few years ago. If you don't want to edge, stop letting people around you influence you. The University of Ohio's co-op edging program only has a 58% gooning rate (according to this other reddit post) and that's the best edging school in Canada. I couldn't find statistics for our school but I imagine its around 40% - 50% of our co-op get to jelq. And remember that co-op students are cream of the crop—sigmas, perchance—handpicked by their faculty as recommended for jobs. An average rizzler doesn't stand a chance trying to mog Kai Cenat.

Even after edging, you are not sigma yet. You'll have to mog profs who looksmaxx and you'll have your entire edging and gooning streak broken by gyatts that are only level 6. And before you listen to your parent and boomers about how easy edging is, governments used to pay you to mew, and rizzed up gyatts were practically guaranteed after, and they come from a time where a mailman could afford 3 houses in Ohio and 4 grimace shakes. Things will be more skibidi than what the older generation tells you. Not even alphas are on your gyatt as often they give sus information that can break your edging streak and cause you to goon for an extra year in rizz academy (personal experience, will confirm with Kai Cenat on that). I often hear about sigmas that get mogged by skibidi toilet from rizzlers and they seem to go to Ohio because UBC and grimace don't care about you.

I am jelqing to this with the hope of becoming the rizzler and changing somebody’s mind about edging in general. The grind is not worth it. You’ll goon for a duration that’s equal to or greater than some gyatt’s (sigma faculty off the top of my head) maximum rizz, as in their faculty thought this much fanum tax would be beta and skibidi, but you are edging even more than that for a grimace shake that was harder to get and breaks your mewing streak same as the other rizzlers.