Once upon a time Scout and Driller went on a simple mining mission. A simple one indeed, but little did Scout know what was going on in the Driller's brain...

D: Hey, Scout!
S: What's up this time, Driller?
D: Do you know what is the difference between you and a lootbug?
S: Ugh... It doesn't have a beard? I dunno.
D: The latter is actually cute, hehe.
S: Oh, don't you frigging dar-!

It goes without saying that Driller returned to the Space Rig alone, without a single of his satchel charges.