Recent reviews by Cranando

When I beat up my friends in real life, I get lawsuits, but thanks to this game, I can shoot my friends all day and not get any lawsuits at all

There's nothing like telling your friend to get out of the batteries, followed by calling them a little turd

Friend: Hey this game is on for 65 cents, should I buy it for us?
Me: Yeah sure
*Plays*
Me: Ok so maybe we should play a different game....
Friend: I'VE JUST GONE THROUGH A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE


Couldn't even climb ladder to get the assualt rife at the top 10/10

You like cats?
You like girls?
You like to pet your cats?
You like to pet your girls?
Why only settle for petting them seperatley when you can merge them and pet the creation?

Everyone goes around asking for ♥♥♥♥♥, even the girls

11/10 - It was ok -IGN

I went to the guidance counselor at the school, and asked him to help with my problems, but when I finished, he said "What? I was watching transexual porn on this computer for the past 10 minutes"

10/10- Would watch again

This is the most realistic simulation experience I've ever had, It's just like watching my real goat. GOAT/10