Wanna smash inside Randys house

sex 4

Sit on my face please :)
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I want to kiss you on the forehead you cute mofo

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s two guys 👬, and that’s 💯% gay. If you fap to straight person porn, then there’s a woman; sure, but you’re also tapping to a guy which makes to 50% gay👫. But here’s the catch. If a trap is half male and half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl and 25% gay. You’re probably thinking: 🤔 hmm how about two girls👭. Well that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. See, two girls means it’s lesbian so it’s back to 💯% gay. Therefore hence I conclude that a trap and a girl is the least gay fap you can do.

I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my erection engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my ♥♥♥♥♥ is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.