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3 people found this review helpful
92.7 hrs on record (90.2 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- Engaging questing experience with immersive storylines.

Cons:
- Overabundance of microtransactions detracts from gameplay enjoyment.
- Lackluster class system fails to provide meaningful diversity and depth.
- Healing and tanking roles lack significance until late-game content.
- Combat mechanics are overly simplistic, limiting strategic depth and engagement.
Posted 18 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
91.8 hrs on record (90.3 hrs at review time)
A Whirlwind of Laughs and Mayhem


Rating: 9.5/10
Introduction

In the chaotic universe of Helldivers 2, where alien bugs and robotic Automatons threaten the very fabric of Managed Democracy, you’ll find yourself laughing, sweating, and occasionally questioning your life choices. This sequel takes the best elements of its predecessor and adds a fresh twist: a third-person perspective that immerses you even deeper into the madness.

The Good: Like Sliced Bread, But Better

Hilarious Co-op Chaos: Helldivers 2 doesn’t waste time. From the moment you drop into battle, you’re bombarded with witty banter, absurd situations, and more explosions than a fireworks factory on New Year’s Eve. It’s like playing through an action-packed B-movie with your best friends.

Varied Missions: Whether you’re infiltrating bug-infested hives or sabotaging Automaton factories, each mission feels distinct. The objectives range from destroying Termanid eggs (definitely not Warhammer 40K’s Tyranids!) to activating nuclear-armed ICBMs. Yes, you read that right.

Massive Arsenal: Helldivers 2 offers a catalog of weapons that would make any armory jealous. From laser rifles to flamethrowers, you’ll find your favorite tools of destruction. And don’t get me started on the emotes – nothing says “I’m about to obliterate you” like a well-timed thumbs-up.

The Not-So-Good: Déjà Vu?

Familiar Ground: Now, let’s address the elephant in the room. Helldivers 2 is essentially Helldivers 1 with a snazzy new camera angle. If you’ve danced with the bugs before, you’ll recognize the steps. But hey, if it ain’t broke, why not stomp on it with your combat boots?

Battle Pass Progression: Some might call it lazy, but Helldivers 2 uses battle passes for progression. It’s like the bugs and robots decided to adopt a subscription model. Still, it doesn’t detract from the overall experience – just a minor itch in the exosuit.

Conclusion

Helldivers 2 is the gaming equivalent of a double-shot espresso: intense, exhilarating, and guaranteed to keep you awake for days. So grab your cape, load up your Super Destroyer (mine’s called the Elected Representative of Family Values), and dive headfirst into the chaos. Remember, liberty isn’t free – it’s just a well-aimed rocket launcher away.

Pros:

Hilarity galore
Varied missions
Weapons galore

Cons:

Déjà vu from Helldivers 1
Battle pass itch
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
microtransactions
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.6 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
Best game i've played in 2019. dont skip
Posted 5 October, 2019.
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128.0 hrs on record (88.5 hrs at review time)
Great fast-paced FPS, it feels like an old school fps :)
Posted 29 August, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
55.5 hrs on record (54.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Easier(In a good way) Dwarf Fortress
Posted 26 August, 2015.
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184.1 hrs on record (165.3 hrs at review time)
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
43.0 hrs on record
Posted 13 May, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record
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Posted 23 June, 2014.
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