Recent reviews by Big Sword

I hate to downvote as am I big fan of Mage and Monsters but I feel that this game is a directly worse version of that. Im a fan of lazy auto battlers but this could have as much been an update to Mage and monsters than its own game for the same cost.

I thought "Hell its a dollar, maybe these overwhelmingly positive reviews are just a meme. I could even refund it." 2 Hours in this game showed me the highs and lows of being a Parent. Worth buying with all the dlc. A fantastic game to enjoy with your friends, even if you only own one copy.

Fun, wouldnt recommend for $8s though. Its simply too simple.

I'll buy whatever rittzler develops for the next 40 years because of this game.

If you play this game on a controller, youll have your hands moving in such unfamiliar ways. I feel like a musician when I play this game. Anyway this is the Plants vs Zombies 2 we deserved. Less plants, better gameplay.


Edit : I hate that this game is Mixed reviews right now. This game is so fun, I cant wait to support future developments from this company. Whether for this game or a different project. This game is innovative in a great way.

Punch!
Don't feel like punching?
Kick!
Don't feel like kicking?
Punch!
Don't feel like punching?
Kick!
Don't feel like kicking?
Punch!
Don't feel like punching?
Kick!
Don't feel like kicking?
Punch!

Ark but with cuter things to kill.

The UI is so bad it makes you wonder how the ♥♥♥♥ the made such an excellent game

I'm not even 1 hour in and I'm blown away by so many things in this game. Will update review if it falls short but the initial tutorial has left me more excited than I have been in my recent gaming history.

Beat Game. Delete Save. Repeat.
Beat Game. Delete Save. Repeat.
Beat Gname. Delote Save. Rerpeat.
Begnt Gname. Dgnlote Sorp. Rerpegt.
Geap Gnorp. Gnorp Sorp. ReGnrop.
Gnap Gnorp. Gnorp Gnorp. RGnorp.
Gnorp Gnorp. Gnorp Gnorp. Gnorp.
Gnorp Gnorp. Gnorp Gnorp. Gnorp.
Gnorp Gnorp. Gnorp Gnorp. Gnorp.
g̷̘̱̥̿́̆͐̎̄n̸̛̛̼̩̜͛̏̎͗̀̏͗̏̚͜͝͝ỏ̶͚̝̦̣͉͓̻͕̉͂̔̈́̊͊͗̇̕͜ŗ̴̡̟̫̘͎̖͓̭̻̂̾̋̍̈́̈́͂͝p̸̖͎̽̾̋̈́̇͛̿̾̏̃͛̚ ̸̡̧̢̼͔̰͚̼̳̼͇̙͎͕̀̈́͆̊͒̒͜͝g̴̻͓̣͆̏̏ǹ̸̛̛͉̣͎͚̥̓̆́̿̍̂̐̾͋͘ợ̷͗̎̈́̑̃̔̔̿͌̚͝͝ŗ̷̨̛͈̞͓̱͇͓̪̙͚̤̐̍̈́͐̏̉͗͂ͅp̷̧̡̤̜͔̼̥̼̯̜̐́̇͜ ̶̫̮̬͜͠g̷̛͚̃̌̂̇̒̔̚̕͝ṅ̶̨̛̲͚̠̬̲͕̫͕̫̫̒͒̍̑͗̿͋͘̕͠ͅȏ̶̡̢̻̗̝̬̠̼̜̝̘r̶̘̣̝̟̟̰̫̺̰̪̈́̃̓̄̀͊͒̃͌̐͋͝ͅp̴̢̳̟̰͙͚͎̬̤̼̹̫̬͑͗̈́͑̐̂̏̓̌̌̾͂͘ ̸̮̦̤̞͔̪̬̝̖̿̉̿͐g̷̘̱̥̿́̆͐̎̄n̸̛̛̼̩̜͛̏̎͗̀̏͗̏̚͜͝͝ỏ̶͚̝̦̣͉͓̻͕̉͂̔̈́̊͊͗̇̕͜ŗ̴̡̟̫̘͎̖͓̭̻̂̾̋̍̈́̈́͂͝p̸̖͎̽̾̋̈́̇͛̿̾̏̃͛̚ ̸̡̧̢̼͔̰͚̼̳̼͇̙͎͕̀̈́͆̊͒̒͜͝g̴̻͓̣͆̏̏ǹ̸̛̛͉̣͎͚̥̓̆́̿̍̂̐̾͋͘ợ̷͗̎̈́̑̃̔̔̿͌̚͝͝ŗ̷̨̛͈̞͓̱͇͓̪̙͚̤̐̍̈́͐̏̉͗͂ͅp̷̧̡̤̜͔̼̥̼̯̜̐́̇͜ ̶̫̮̬͜͠g̷̛͚̃̌̂̇̒̔̚̕͝ṅ̶̨̛̲͚̠̬̲͕̫͕̫̫̒͒̍̑͗̿͋͘̕͠ͅȏ̶̡̢̻̗̝̬̠̼̜̝̘r̶̘̣̝̟̟̰̫̺̰̪̈́̃̓̄̀͊͒̃͌̐͋͝ͅp̴̢̳̟̰͙͚͎̬̤̼̹̫̬͑͗̈́͑̐̂̏̓̌̌̾͂͘ ̸̮̦̤̞͔̪̬̝̖̿̉̿͐
g̷̘̱̥̿́̆͐̎̄n̸̛̛̼̩̜͛̏̎͗̀̏͗̏̚͜͝͝ỏ̶͚̝̦̣͉͓̻͕̉͂̔̈́̊͊͗̇̕͜ŗ̴̡̟̫̘͎̖͓̭̻̂̾̋̍̈́̈́͂͝p̸̖͎̽̾̋̈́̇͛̿̾̏̃͛̚ ̸̡̧̢̼͔̰͚̼̳̼͇̙͎͕̀̈́͆̊͒̒͜͝g̴̻͓̣͆̏̏ǹ̸̛̛͉̣͎͚̥̓̆́̿̍̂̐̾͋͘ợ̷͗̎̈́̑̃̔̔̿͌̚͝͝ŗ̷̨̛͈̞͓̱͇͓̪̙͚̤̐̍̈́͐̏̉͗͂ͅp̷̧̡̤̜͔̼̥̼̯̜̐́̇͜ ̶̫̮̬͜͠g̷̛͚̃̌̂̇̒̔̚̕͝ṅ̶̨̛̲͚̠̬̲͕̫͕̫̫̒͒̍̑͗̿͋͘̕͠ͅȏ̶̡̢̻̗̝̬̠̼̜̝̘r̶̘̣̝̟̟̰̫̺̰̪̈́̃̓̄̀͊͒̃͌̐͋͝ͅp̴̢̳̟̰͙͚͎̬̤̼̹̫̬͑͗̈́͑̐̂̏̓̌̌̾͂͘ ̸̮̦̤̞͔̪̬̝̖̿̉̿͐g̷̘̱̥̿́̆͐̎̄n̸̛̛̼̩̜͛̏̎͗̀̏͗̏̚͜͝͝ỏ̶͚̝̦̣͉͓̻͕̉͂̔̈́̊͊͗̇̕͜ŗ̴̡̟̫̘͎̖͓̭̻̂̾̋̍̈́̈́͂͝p̸̖͎̽̾̋̈́̇͛̿̾̏̃͛̚ ̸̡̧̢̼͔̰͚̼̳̼͇̙͎͕̀̈́͆̊͒̒͜͝g̴̻͓̣͆̏̏ǹ̸̛̛͉̣͎͚̥̓̆́̿̍̂̐̾͋͘ợ̷͗̎̈́̑̃̔̔̿͌̚͝͝ŗ̷̨̛͈̞͓̱͇͓̪̙͚̤̐̍̈́͐̏̉͗͂ͅp̷̧̡̤̜͔̼̥̼̯̜̐́̇͜ ̶̫̮̬͜͠g̷̛͚̃̌̂̇̒̔̚̕͝ṅ̶̨̛̲͚̠̬̲͕̫͕̫̫̒͒̍̑͗̿͋͘̕͠ͅȏ̶̡̢̻̗̝̬̠̼̜̝̘r̶̘̣̝̟̟̰̫̺̰̪̈́̃̓̄̀͊͒̃͌̐͋͝ͅp̴̢̳̟̰͙͚͎̬̤̼̹̫̬͑͗̈́͑̐̂̏̓̌̌̾͂͘ ̸̮̦̤̞͔̪̬̝̖̿̉̿͐