"So, what did you do yesterday?"
"I played genital jousting with my wife."
"Woah, we are not that close!"
"No, it's a game!"
"I don't wanna hear about your games!"
"You can do different playmodes."
"Don't tell me!"
"Some work well for two people, others require more."
"Oh c'mon!"
"You can play it with up to 8 people!"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, couch coop included."
"I don't wanna know..."
"Last weekend we had a session with my sister and her boyfriend."
"Disgusting!"
"Later uncle Carl joined. It was not easy to convince him, but now he likes it."
"Don't share this with me!"
"Yesterday, i got a new ♥♥♥♥ costume."
"Why are you telling me that?"
"I can show you my collection if you like."
"No! Never!"
"It looks really cute. Especially on the black ♥♥♥♥! Its my favorite."
"Lord have mercy!"
"The sounds are awesome."
"No details please!"
"Like the one when a ♥♥♥♥ hits someones hole and gets stuck."
"I don't wanna listen!"
"The main game ends when all ♥♥♥♥♥ are stuck."
"Leave me alone!"
"Wanna join us?"
"Of course not!"
"Shall i send you a key?"
"I will not enter your house ever!"
"It's a key to the game."
"And i will not enter your games ever!"
"I didn't tell you about the minigames, they are fun!"
"Not interested."
"Genital wrestling is fun!"
"Stop it!"
"The one with the cactuses is weird."
"Weird is not the word i would chose!"
"My favorite is the one with the dogs."
"That's it. This conversation is over!"