ฅ^•⩊•^

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Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY

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You guys are double standarded as well!

You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"

but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude

you'd be like " ewwww wtf"

also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"

man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！

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Todays people are so ♥♥♥♥♥ double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality， gender equality all day

meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go

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Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!

1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K

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Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
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a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber



he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia

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Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!

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Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!

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Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.

DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons


(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)

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Did you know human life expectancy is now 80 years?
and for bipolar is 68 years? why?
cause they kill themselves

and have few friends, living in poverty sure ain't doing me anything good.
and I keep getting those anhedonia after quiting 5 kinds of meds cold turkey.
please kill me so i don;t have to do it myself

and if you find my past facts offensive, racist, homophobic.
my cat wrote every single one of them\
and he keeps pissing on my bed.

you should come to my house let's beat him up good
and slash my throat

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I have lost intrests in real girls

i love shemale

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What do poeple from Uruguay call themselves?
--Gay

What do they call you ?
--U r gay

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⣇⢧⣭⡆⠴⠟⠂⡹⣸⣿⣿⠇⠹⣿⣿⣇⢿⠐⠻⢷⠈⣬⢳
⣿⣮⣛⡷⠤⢾⣛⣥⣬⣭⣥⣾⣷⣬⣭⣭⣬⣛⡳⠤⠾⣛⣵

Good morning

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Did you know when you think you are too old to die young

that's your cue to do it asap and start again next life to die young?

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https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561199013626515
his mom is so fat

everyone she had a crush on is now dead

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If future you didn't time travel to stop you

everything you do is just right.

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Apologize to all y ♥♥♥ s out there I haven't revealed your gay identity yet.

Don't worry I'll get to you shortly

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What makes a hero?

Back in school days, this gay, i mean this guy alone, https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.

That took a lot of Self-Control

Hey there, can u rate this <333

https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3265971328

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life is boring, might as well be dead

can i drown in your period blood?

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The most beautiful word:

Your mom.

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You look like the flower in May (X)
You look like your mom (√)

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German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha

Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German

‎ ‎ {\__/‎}
（ • - •）
／‎ ‎ ‎ >‎

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If you are in your 20s, 30s maybe even 40s, and you haven't seen what your butt----h0le looks like, chances are you are a failure !
But do not fear, Im here to rescue y'all!

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Step 1: Take off your pants
Step2: Stand in front of a mirror and turn your back on it.
Step3: Look back in the mirror.

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Alternative Style:
Step2: Use your phone and take a picture.!
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You are welcome!
and remember to send your friends both the picture and the method!
dont wanna leave them being failures do you?

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Multiple studies have shown:
Straight plp tend to shoot at enemies' crotch, butt, or ♥♥♥♥ when using a gun or a bow in video games.
whilst gay people would stick to tradition by aiming the head for maximum damage.

which one are you?

Nice PF <333

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Choose wisely
You are so thirsty, and there are two cans, which would you chooseee?

a). Cola
b).Pepsi

And multiple studies have shown that
gay people tend to choose pepsi over cola, are you one of them? it's nothing to be shy of

🧊𝙄𝘾𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙇𝘿🥶

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I just got a fat paied job at Hollywood.

ThereS my bEsT Work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY

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Your comfort zone is ruining your future！

Get out and do hard thing! Chase your dreams!

Stop playing games, go study!
Stop watching porn, go date a 40 year old rich sugar daddy!

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A new month is here. How are you doing。Wishing you a new month filled with new beginnings and the promise of good things to come。May this new month be a doorway to better days and the best months of your life.

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By denying the truth of Meg atron Griffin being the hottest woman on earth.
You waive your heterosexuality, and admit that you are into man not woman

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What is the cure for your male loneliness?

A love from a girl? A badass built RGB PC?
No!

Is it a hug from a man you love? maybe, but not always working.

It's gambling！
Start gambling today!

You have 10billion dollars！ yOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE gambling table!.

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Did you know if you gain some copyrighted things without paying

say like, pirating a movie, downloading cracked games...

Logically speaking, you are Swedish...

also if you like death metal music

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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No time to explain！
The world will in end in 2030
if you don't legally change your name to
Louis George Maurice Adolphe Roche Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noë Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Maurel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Bazin Julio César Jullien Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

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Life Hack
What to do when you want something that's so expensive, that would cost months of or even years of your salary?

Quit your job!

If your salary is 0, any price times 0 is 0, basically it's free by choice

‎ ‎∧,,,∧
(  ̳• · • ̳)
/    づ

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For employers:
Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m/
it counts as a new day, and you don't have to pay them any overtime salaries.

For employees

Don't poop or pee at home, or at any places that's not work.
Save it!
If you only poop at work, means you poop with pay.

Do it! Even if you are a driver! poop at work!

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What happens when an astronaut farts in the space suit?

I mean isn't that concerning？

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I can't belive some girls would do online NSFW streaming for money!

Where is the moral sense? Where is the self-respect? Where is the decency?

and WHERE IS THE LINK??????????????

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How to avoid paying taxes
Really>? They ought to put you in jail, you society's parasite

seriously how would I know? I never had a job

Hey, can u rate my new guide ty <333

https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3251768644

have an offer for ya, added mate.

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Im so sick of Capcom remaking every single Resident Evil game
and forgeting about DevilMayCay 3 Remake

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If you can see this, you are gay

This is not a joke but a well studied scientific found.

and the reason you are seeing this, is because you are gay.

steam algorithm doesn't lie

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A legend once said:

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
------Homer Simpson works for shcool and marriage too