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---{Graphics}---
[x] Masterpiece
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Good
[ ] Decent
[ ] Will do
[ ] Bad
[ ] Awful
[ ] Paint.exe

---{Game play}---
[ ] Try not to get addicted
[x] Very good
[ ] Good
[ ] Nothing special
[ ] Ehh
[ ] Bad
[ ] Just don't

---{Audio}---
[ ] Eargasm
[x] Very good
[ ] Good
[ ] Decent
[ ] Not too bad
[ ] Bad
[ ] Ear ♥♥♥♥

---{Ideal Consumer}---
[ ] Kids
[ ] Teens
[ ] Adults
[x] Everyone
[x] Casual Players
[ ] Pro Players

---{PC Requirements}---
[ ] Check if you can run paint
[ ] Potato
[x] Minimum
[ ] Decent
[ ] Fast
[ ] Rich boi
[ ] Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
[x] Just press a bunch of buttons
[ ] Easy
[ ] Significant brain usage
[ ] Easy to learn / Hard to master
[ ] Not so easy
[ ] Difficult
[ ] Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[x] Nothing
[ ] Only if u care about leader-boards/ranks
[ ] Isn't necessary to progress
[ ] A bit grindy sometimes
[ ] Average grind level
[ ] Too much grind
[ ] Insanity

---{Story}---
[ ] Doesn't have
[ ] Something isn't nothing I guess
[ ] Not great
[ ] Average
[ ] Good
[ ] Lovely
[x] Will make u cry or smile a lot

---{Game Time/Length}---
[ ] Long enough for a cup of tea
[ ] Short (2-6 hours)
[x] Average (6-12 hours)
[ ] Long (12+ hours)
[ ] Endless

---{Price}---
[x] Just buy it
[x] Worth the price
[ ] Wait for sale (Worth about $10)
[ ] Maybe if u have some spare money left
[ ] Not recommended
[ ] Dont throw money into a trash can

---{Bugs}---
[x] Never had any
[ ] Minor bugs
[ ] Few bugs
[ ] Can get annoying
[ ] Ruining the game
[ ] The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Incredibly simple, fun, engaging and visually stunning. Islanders is one of those games where you can sit down and enjoy it for any period of time.
Islanders is easy to run, fun, visually stunning and is all around a great game!

---{Graphics}---
[ ] Masterpiece
[ ] Beautiful
[x] Good
[ ] Decent
[ ] Will do
[ ] Bad
[ ] Awful
[ ] Paint.exe

---{Game play}---
[ ] Try not to get addicted
[ ] Very good
[ ] Good
[x] Nothing special
[ ] Ehh
[ ] Bad
[ ] Just don't

---{Audio}---
[x] Eargasm
[ ] Very good
[ ] Good
[ ] Decent
[ ] Not too bad
[ ] Bad
[ ] Ear ♥♥♥♥

---{Ideal Consumer}---
[ ] Kids
[ ] Teens
[ ] Adults
[x] Everyone
[ ] Casual Players
[ ] Pro Players

---{PC Requirements}---
[ ] Check if you can run paint
[ ] Potato
[ ] Minimum
[ ] Decent
[x] Fast
[ ] Rich boi
[ ] Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
[ ] Just press a bunch of buttons
[ ] Easy
[ ] Significant brain usage
[ ] Easy to learn / Hard to master
[x] Not so easy
[ ] Difficult
[ ] Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[ ] Nothing
[x] Only if u care about leader-boards/ranks
[ ] Isn't necessary to progress
[ ] A bit grindy sometimes
[ ] Average grind level
[ ] Too much grind
[ ] Insanity

---{Story}---
[x] Doesn't have
[ ] Something isn't nothing I guess
[ ] Not great
[ ] Average
[ ] Good
[ ] Lovely
[ ] Will make u cry or smile a lot

---{Game Time/Length}---
[ ] Long enough for a cup of tea
[ ] Short (2-6 hours)
[ ] Average (6-12 hours)
[ ] Long (12+ hours)
[x] Endless

---{Price}---
[ ] Just buy it
[ ] Worth the price
[x] Wait for sale (Worth about $10)
[ ] Maybe if u have some spare money left
[ ] Not recommended
[ ] Dont throw money into a trash can

---{Bugs}---
[ ] Never had any
[ ] Minor bugs
[ ] Few bugs
[x] Can get annoying
[ ] Ruining the game
[ ] The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~~~~Multiplayer~~~~

---{Salt Level}---
[ ] Replaced with sugar
[x] Barely anything
[ ] Balanced
[ ] A bit of salt
[ ] Salty
[ ] Salt overload

---{Servers}---
[ ] No issues
[ ] Minor lags every few hours
[ ] Can get laggy sometimes
[x] Oh the ping..
[ ] Unplayable

---{Status}---
[ ] Top
[ ] Always some people around
[x] Not so easy to find people for the party
[ ] You ll have to wait for anyone to join
[ ] Barely any soul alive
[ ] Dead like my insides

---{Matchmaking}---
[ ] Depends on the host
[ ] Brilliant
[ ] Fair
[ ] You might see much more experienced/stronger players
[x] Unbalanced
[ ] Completely unfair
[ ] Non-existing

This game tickles my funny bone!

updated all my drivers to the oldest ones possible basically stuffed up my entire pc

its good

Good game but not good

I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream,
When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam.
Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command
Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!)

The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran?
Can you take me down to Tennessee across the (?????) ?
Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland?
Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!)

They called him that because he built the railroads and was male;
And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails.

His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes;
His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes.

!

He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA;
And he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day.
These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight;
They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!)

They said,
"Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail;
Your industry is dying and your dream's going to fail!
So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks andget on out of town;
We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around."

"Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong!
Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song.
If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock;
Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a ♥♥♥♥!
Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell;
They can lick my shaft, and (?????) and their plane can burn in hell."

The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great?
Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight?
And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back;
But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!"

"Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!"
"And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word."

Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand?
Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land?
Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails;
Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man.

The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track,
Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back.
The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near,
The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears.
Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop;
The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top...

The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run,
The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done.

But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies;
He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky.
So take a look there down below, written in the land,
You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!

Its tastes like chicken but chicken tastes like fish but fish tastes like chicken and children taste like noodles and some taste like brownies


great game for cooking child belly pork roast coats

Its not dead yet

edit 3 years later: It is dead, they made it free, there are lots of cheaters

edit: its not dead, lots of cheaters