Recent reviews by soft femboy

the liber-tea is delectable.

the most absolutely nonsensical videogame i have ever played. and i've played payday 2

crashed so hard i had to reinstall my drivers, 10/10 would crash again

baby i'll catch a grenade for ya

game is fun, but it's *NOT* a swat shooter. it feels more like you're playing as military special forces in fallujah with how piss-poor the AI are. shoot first, ask questions later.

there is no incentive to take the whole swat element seriously, since there is no incentive to actually care about the suspects and civilians - they're all randomly generated. this may *seem* fine for replayability, when it really isn't. neither SWAT 3 or 4 had randomly generated characters - they were all pre-written to fit not only the narrative of the level, but to also seem like real people who have real lives. in Ready or Not, you're fighting nameless NPCs with no ties to the game world or environment, and most of the levels there's 2 maybe 3 different models for the characters as well. it's especially bad on the brisa cove level, where wounded veterans all happen to have the exact same leg amputation with the same face and haircut.

it's a shame, too, since mechanically this is a direct upgrade to the previous swat games, and yet swat 4 still comes out on top simply by having human-like AI, rather than the empty shells we have here.

missing the vast majority of features. antagonises solo players with ai so incredibly bad, it is somehow worse than payday 2, as well as a large difficulty spike from playing solo. matchmaking is awful, no option to choose between loud or stealth, often times end up in an empty lobby by yourself even when actively searching for a public lobby. promised patches for well known issues on october 5th, it is october 20th, no patch.

4/10. has potential, dead on launch.

"A delayed game is eventually good, a rushed game is forever bad." - Shigeru Miyamoto

go play project reality...

this ♥♥♥♥ datamines the hell outta your accounts

2/10 doesn't actually work lol

absolute blast. literally haven't had so much fun in a single player game before.