Recent reviews by elJaeb

So I spend the 50$ on this game because I am so excited to play the PVE mode that hey said they were gonna add to the game and i wanna play it early. So I ♥♥♥♥ my whitee titees in excitement. What do they do delay it. Im ok with that though as a hard ark fan Im used to disappointment and delays so I take off the whitee titees and change up for the next browning. So im waiting and waiting and they have there whole blizz con ♥♥♥♥ and say there gonna talk about the PVE mode so i ♥♥♥♥ myself again happy tears down my face reaching my ass crack. But than it happens they cancel it... I ripped off my pants and sucked my ♥♥♥♥ back up. i was beyond pissed my world upside down i thought about suicide but instead i held in there strong as could be. then they announce invasion a new PVE mode made for the game a desperate attempt to bring me back to the game... and of course it costs money because of course it does. So all the money I spent so i can play this awesome PVE mode down the drain. i also know that the new PVE mode is not nearly as good and does not have as many features as promised and i will never ever buy a single thing from blizzard ever again. I still enjoy the Muitiplayer and the game is fun but ♥♥♥♥ BLIZZARD WITH A STEAMY HOT ROD HOPE YOU ♥♥♥.

Played back in 2015 on the ps4. still one of my favourite video games of all time. Zombies ZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombiesZombies

Games broken
Devs suck
No more updates till ark 2
Super buggy
Takes 12 years to load
Need at least 100 hours on one server to get anywhere
Pvp is the worst ♥♥♥♥ ever
But...

There's dinosaurs.

Do I love this game, yes, yes I do.

Best zombie game ive played

Funniest ♥♥♥♥ in the world person

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ been waiting for 4 years and can say best single player game ive ever played

10/10 would play again

Because of the Rust shutdown, I have stopped eating altogether. My pc is less crusty, but my body is becoming less able to function each day. I hath contemplated taking mine own life. But alas, tis a mistake. My parents electricity and internet bill are through the roof because I am constantly refreshing the Rust status website. They are angry at me, so my door is locked. My fingers hurt just to type this. Rust , all I have is a simple plead. Please end the suffering. Bring Rust back up as all my disorders are being affected by this and I am slowly dying of starvation and depression. If your game is not up by tomorrow. I shall commit suicide. It is merely the easy way out. If I can’t play Rust, what is life? My pop-it is not enough. I need Rust to live. Alas, I shall farewell you all. If Rust is not up, I will take the easy way out.

Good game try to beat it under an hour and a half

good game