for the company!

Hey there, fuzzbutt! 🐾✨ What's crackalackin' in the furry wonderland today? 🌈🦄 I see you're rockin' that epic fursona profile pic – looking fly as a rainbow-maned, sparkly unicorn soaring through cotton candy clouds! 🌤️🦓
I gotta admit, every time I see your profile, I can't help but imagine you casually strolling down the street with your furry pals, turning heads and causing a traffic jam 'cause folks just can't handle the sheer awesomeness of your anthropomorphic glory! 🚗🛑

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Attention all visitors of this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.