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>ask cute girl from class if she wants to see a movie with me
>she says yes
>"cool, pick me up at 8?"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives at 7:45, her dad is driving
>no one says a word the whole way there
>as we're getting out of the car in front of the theater I hold my hand out to her dad
>he just stairs at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he hands me a $20
>"I guess we aren't eating then?"
>he looks furious, his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he gives me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "Yeah, thanks guy" sarcastically
>we get to the ticket window
>"One for Drive, please and thank you"
>I can see the tears forming in cute girl's eyes now
>"Did your dad not give you any money?"
>"Damn bro, tough break..."
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hullo! Nice to meet ya, i'm Maverick! I'm a big, strong, well bred stallion. A real farm boy. I'm 6' 6" of thick, natural muscle, all gained from working on the farm. My fur is a light tan, with a patch of white on my nose and chest, and is usually dusty and sun-soaked. My usual attire is a simple pair of worn, dirty jeans, and i never wear any footwear on account of my hooves. As for personality i'm a big, dumb, cuddly, affectionate stallion! Very simple to please, much like a real horse! Rub my nose to make me follow, rub my ears or belly to relax me and make me happy, and above all else, i love having my mane rubbed and brushed, it practically paralyzes me on the spot! Another thing i love are treats. If you have apples, carrots, or sugar cubes, i'm yours!