it seems today that all you see is violence and movies and sex on TV. but where are all those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely? Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky there's a man who positively can do. And all the things that make us laugh and cry. He's a family guy!

my name is sneddy sneed sneedler, i live at 420 borat funny lane, Trenton New Jersey. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my creepy Italian Aaron. Aaron has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his funny guy. Shortly after my 25th birthday, Aaron came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my funny knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world.

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7 “‘Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

8 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

9 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.

10 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

11 “‘Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.

12 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

13 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

14 “‘Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.

So you're going by "Ape with a BAR" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..