If u suck your own d ick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation.
Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say !

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I have been standing for 24 hours in Starbucks opening the door to any female that crosses and none of them have sucked my ♥♥♥♥. The fact that a human can be so heartless is beyond me, but these are strange times we love in. The worst thing was when a 25 year old showed up and said thanks. I, thinking she forgot, asked “are you gonna say anything else?” And the audacity of this ♥♥♥♥♥ to say “no, what else would i say?” No? How about a love proposition you disgusting slut!

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

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I want to set myself on fire ;-;